Chris's Blog of Gooey Goodness! » spam

Dear wanna-be spammers

chris — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 00:46:23 +0000

You cannot post spam here. Its simple, you can’t because I moderate all post before they make on the page as a comment.

So save yourself the trouble, you slimy-underhanded-discusting-excuse for a human being.

May the flys of 1000 camels infest your private parts.

Have a nice day.

Goodbye Twitter!

chris — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 00:08:28 +0000

Well, Today serves as the last day that I exist on Twitter. I have become beyond sick-and-tired of the retards that follow you, and all they contribute is porn, spam, or other such trash that I’m not interested in.
So, since the people @ Twitter allows this crap to go on, it appears I’m forced back to my own site which is my only safe site to exist on along with Linkedin and Facebook; which also seem to be the only safe social sites now in existence on the internet, or atleast with enough security/privacy in place to not allow these losers the ability to comment.. To bad, we cannot snuff them out for real.. Ohh well.. I can always dream.

So cya, Twitter, its been real. (not really…)

More spam.. NO… Say it ain’t so..

chris — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:20:54 +0000

So for all you wanna be spam heads, that think your gonna sneak your 2 bit, cheesy spam post into a comment on my website… well…… you won’t….

I moderate all comments, and run them through a spam filter before I allow them.

So if you think your gonna pass your message, hauk your wares, or link to your porn/viagra/lavetra/etc. site here, you can stop right now, and move along…

Ohhh, and by the way, just for trying.. May the flea’s of a thousand camels infest your private parts, while scratching that terrible rash, you accidentally fall in a vat of boiling hot oil, then stumble into a lit torch, ignite it a flaming ball of searing hot fire, stumble out into the street, get hit by a dump trunk which ultimately throws you over the edge of a very, very, very high bridge, where you plummet to you doom… Only to land on a mound of angry bullet ants, where you are stung over a million times and slowly eaten over the course of a week…

Have a nice day!